Medical Certificate

Doctor Certified

Certified that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working
in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound'
illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more
than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to
stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health
problems. The losses to the company due to medical
reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains
made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any
kind of shocking news such as " Come over weekend..",
" Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot be granted.
." etc. Which can directly lead to heart strokes.

In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to
adjust your deadlines in accordance with the
convenience of my patient.

Sd/-

Dr. Impatient

Cyber Clinic