FUNNY COLLECTION OF SMS

 

A Malay man has 4 wives, and he called his
4th wife baby doll
3rd wife china doll
2nd wife Barbie doll
1st wife panadol

 

Dark were those days,
without your sight.
When I was in darkness,
you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBE LIGHT

 

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum

 

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Do u know the full form of college?
C: come, O: on, L: lets, L: love, E: each,
G: girl, E: equally

 

Pani main tairna machli ka style,
Hawa mai urna panchi ka style,
Different message bhejna mera style,
Muft main message parhna aap ka style

 

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

 

When I Miss u, I read your sms,
When I want to see u, I close my eyes,
and When I want to hear u,
I throw a stone at a Donkey. :p

 

Sitam sehne ki haad hoti hai,
pass na ane ki haad hoti hai,
ruth jane ki haad hoti hai,
ek sms to kar doo zalim
kanjusi ki bhi haad hoti hai