Thoughtful Thoughts

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
So why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.

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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.

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'Your future depends on your dreams' So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning

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'Hard work never killed anybody'
But why take the risk

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'Work fascinates me'
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
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Work allotment....

CONFIDENCE, TRUST & HOPE

CONFIDENCE
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> Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
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> On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy
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> came with an Umbrella,
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> that's Confidence
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> TRUST
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> Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
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> when you throw him in the air,
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> he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;
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> that's Trust
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> HOPE
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> Every night we go to bed,
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> we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning
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> but still you have plans for the coming day ;
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> that's Hope
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> HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & NEVER LOSE HOPE

Essential Economics

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows. You go to your friends house where he hospitably offers one of his cows as a gift. You tell all your other friends, who tell all their friends; before your hospitable friend knows it he has thousands of Pakistani's at his door.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. 

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. They are both mad.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an  Ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and Market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. 

BANGLADESH ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You don't know economy. You choose one of them as the Prime Minister of the country and The other as the Leader of the Opposition.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:

What we are doing to the forests of the world is but a mirror reflection of what we are doing to ourselves and to one another.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)